My Best Tweets as Rated by Me, January 2009
So I had a brain fart just now (a “brain fart” is a rather crude phrase for a random idea, but you get the point) and thought I’d put it in my blog. Goodness, unprofessional moment. I digress.
So I’ve been of a big fan of Twitter of late for many reasons. Though I do have my off days where I get tired of everyone talking and no one listening (remember Mr. McCall, no expectations). And as the Twittering keeps going and going, I see all my little witty posts disappearing below hundreds of others and then I catch myself saying to myself (Wow, that felt just like a Austin Powers moment there) that ‘hey, I’d like to remember some of these’.
So ta-da, here’s my newest post. My best tweets of January 2009. I honestly will try to do this monthly, if just for the fact that I’ll want to go back and enjoy them later. Here goes. <begins to read my own tweets.>
January’s Best Tweets
Just recalled the time I was a boy scout singing Christmas Carols at a retirement home and an old lady started doing a strip-tease. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
My cousin’s kid keeps sticking her finger in her little brother’s mouth and saying “Charlie bit me!” about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
Ahhh! Turn it off, turn it off! The radio station in my head is too loud and keeps playing the same songs. Gack. about 7 hours ago from twhirl
I’m feeling a little flem-ish this morning. As in <cough> <cough>, not as in Belgian Dutch. about 11 hours ago from twhirl
My step-mom put a little scrapbook together for my birthday (Jan 31) and I remembered I used to wear flip-flops and hoodies all the time! 9:06 PM Jan 29th from web
“Try these sprouts, they taste like soccer!” 12:59 PM Jan 29th from Tweetie
“When your male trunk is a little punk, you feel like a pig because your tool is not big.” More deep thoughts from SPAM 9:56 AM Jan 29th from twhirl
Flash websites are cool and all, but sometimes I feel cheated when I wait for the loader. 23…45…68…99… OH, so now you suck. 9:19 AM Jan 29th from twhirl
I’d love to have my whole home automated. The fact that my house heats up and lights down when it’s supposed to thrills me. 8:05 PM Jan 28th from web
I am a wireframe ninja today! Yah! Take that you nasty complicated UI problem. <insert sweet moves here> 3:07 PM Jan 27th from twhirl
@mezzoblue I don’t think so. If only I had been raised in metrics… THEN I just might know a kilometer from a hole in the ground. 3:02 PM Jan 27th from Tweetie in reply to mezzoblue
@jasonegan Those Snuggies are way funny looking. Laugh at the commercials everytime. Kinda like a blanket mated with a robe. 2:30 PM Jan 27th from twhirl
I’m hearing a high pitched ringing. What was that joke about dogs blowing human whistles? Ruff, ruff, ruff. (That’s dogeese for stop it!) 1:44 PM Jan 27th from twhirl
“Oh, this is where you get that strange Utah mayonaise ketchup mix” -Archana Yup, Fry Sauce, a Utah original. 12:20 PM Jan 27th from Tweetie
There’s nothing quite like Hot Cocoa to warm a confused mind into resolution. (You heard it here first) 10:23 AM Jan 27th from twhirl
Regarding the tweets about the Omniture billboards, I think we need to hire a guy named Evan. We’ve got Kevin, Trevan and Devan already. 11:35 PM Jan 26th from Tweetie
@jeffjordan “Click save as nude”. (Pause) “I mean save as NEW.” 12:08 PM Jan 26th from Tweetie
I need to make a documentary of my life called “50 First Mondays”. I get weekend amnesia and leave notes: “this is what you were doing”. 11:42 AM Jan 26th from Tweetie
I’m watching a rerun of House Hunters on TV. She picks house 1. Why do people always go ga-ga over crown molding? It’s cheap to install! 11:14 PM Jan 24th from Tweetie
A sign at the cookie table read, “These cookies have been exposed to nuts.” Sounds either dirty or dangerous. 7:18 PM Jan 23rd from twitterrific
#Mint just told me that I exceeded my budget for groceries this month. I think it’s because I actually bought some. 3:34 PM Jan 23rd from twitterrific
bumper sticker from this morning: “My child is an excellent student at PEDROS TACOS” Sign me up for a degree in that! 9:42 AM Jan 23rd from twhirl
Man, if my eyes were any drier, I’d be looking at the world through raisins. Urg. 3:42 PM Jan 14th from twhirl
US Mint: now can we give my cute little Dime some design love? Do only the big coinage get redesigned? What about the little guys here? 10:09 AM Jan 9th from twhirl
is wondering if kids under 2 are called by their age in “months”, why aren’t people over the age of 20 called by their age in “decades”? 1:18 PM Jan 5th from twhirl
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