My Best Tweets as Rated by Me, December 2008
I just finished writing a post called My Best Tweets as Rated by Me, January 2009 that included some of my favorite tweets from that month. I found a few I liked from December, so I thought I’d go back and create a post for that day. (The theme from “Back to the Future” starts playing in my head – “Gonna go BACK in time”.)
Is it cheating to pre-date a post? Well I figured I’d do it anyhow, as I know there’s a sweet select few that read my posts. (Thanks to you!)
December’s Best Tweets (Twitter updates)
The highway looks like a candy cane and I’m at a dead stop in the red part of it. 5:49 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from twitterrific
From the kid next to me in Target to his dad. “ewwe, I don’t want to go in the woman’s section!” 2:28 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from twitterrific
I wondered why there were so many live birds inside Lowes. Then realized, they were breaking into the bird seed. Such cute little thieves. 1:13 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from twitterrific
If it snows in Las Vegas (“Sin City”) then does that mean Hell froze over? 2:12 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from twhirl
@kittygutz It takes a steady hand to perform candle surgery. I once did a tripple wick-pass and nearly lost it. ( the crazy “lost it”, yes) 10:22 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from twitterrific in reply to kittygutz
Just dug myself out of a snowbank but I was smiling the whole time. Why? You should have seen the killer trick I did to get there. Sa-weet! 5:42 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from twitterrific
Glitter is a permanent part of my wardrobe this time of year. Why is that? To quote the second Charlie Unicorn movie… “sparkle sparkle!” 2:39 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
A snowey wet day brings out the squeekiness in my shoes. “Why hello shoes, it’s nice to hear from you.” 2:31 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
I accidentally de-pantsed a saggy jeaned mannequin at the Gap this weekend. My friend had to pull them up because I was laughing so hard. 1:43 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
Tomatoes are nasty little buggars. They excrete their goop and seeds on everything in my sandwich. 11:52 AM Dec 19th, 2008 from twhirl
On the freeway about 8 miles from work, going 8 miles an hour. Can you guess when I’ll get there? Yup, easy story problem!9:44 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from twitterrific
I think the dime is my favorite coinage. They’re just so darn cute. 4:19 PM Dec 16th, 2008 from twhirl
I think my tux collar is making me lightheaded. A little too tight!9:21 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from twitterrific
My friend said “what’s wrong? when I kept shaking my iPhone. I didn’t realize that it looked wierd to update Facebook with a phone shake. 4:28 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from twhirl
Every time someone says “Expedia”, I want to blurt out “dot com” in a low and melodic voice. 1:09 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from twhirl
I would like to thank the kind person who returned the red bow that blew off my wreath. My house is happy to have it’s Christmas bling back! 9:24 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from twitterrific
My friends are busy with being sick or family time, so I’m hanging out with Brad. It’s a good thing he’s pretty cool. 6:23 PM Dec 6th, 2008 from twitterrific